Party Instructions

Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me?

Excellent…Let’s play…. follow my party instructions

STEP # 1   Let’s get HIGH

Do u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you!

Puff puff pass….Puff puff pass …Oh Yes!

Your on your way to becoming a real party animal

Have you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong

Ants in my pants party like a rockstar

Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far

Take another shot and another shot and another shot ….Show me whatchu got!!

Step # 2

You must swallow large quantities of alcohol,

Where’s the goddamn Jagermiester bitch?

It must be chilled to perfection,

Difficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the way

Preferred method is….to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger

…. Not Jay-Z

Can you taste the deer?

Ants in my pants party like a rockstar

Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far

Take another shot and another shot and another shot ….Show me whatchu got!!

Step # J3

Beer…. may be consumed several ways…Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mug

If the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your drunk and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and better

and better

and better

and better

DRUNK UNCLE PETE

TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN YOU LAZY BUMB
I LOOK ACROSS THE STREET AND I SEE YOUR WREATH
IT REMINDS ME OF MY OLD DRUNK UNKLE PETE

TAKE THE LAMPSHADE OFF YOUR NOT FUNNY
BARF UP SOME TURKEY FROM YOUR DRUNK YUMMY TUMMY
TRY TO PLAY POKER BUT YOU CANT READ THE CARDS
LYIN CHEATIN STEALIN BRAINS WORKING TOO HARD

DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T STAND ON TWO FEET
HE’S WHISKEY HE’S A SHOT GLASS
HE’S A FORTY OUNCE HE’S FAMILY THAT’S RIGHT

DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T FIND THE DOOR
HE IS MUMBLING AND A STUMBLING
DRUNK UNKLE PETE

CHRISTMAS IN THE PARK GETTING DRUNK AFTER DARK
FOURTH OF JULY IS A PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE
HALLOWEEN SPOOKY DAY JACK DANIELS OK
VALENTINES CHOCOLATE NICE AND EARLY TIMES

ST. PATS DAY THAT’S OK
FIRST OF JUNE DRUNK AGAIN NOT A HOLIDAY
LOST A FINGER LOST A LIMB
WASN’T IN THE WAR LET’S DRINK SOME MORE

DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T STAND ON TWO FEET
HE’S WHISKEY HE’S A SHOT GLASS
HE’S A FORTY OUNCE HE’S FAMILY THAT’S RIGHT

12 PACK KNOCK IT BACK VICODINE AMBIEN
LAST CALL ALCOHOL HURRY UP DRINK IT ALL
CHECKS BOUNCING BABY CRYING GLASSES EMPTY LIVER DYING
FAST WOMEN CHEAP COLOGNE EMPTY BOTTLE ALL ALONE

TIME BOMB

Over again it plays,
and I’m scared to face the wreckage of my younger ways
Every little thing you do
Is measured by the damage that it does to you

You can screw me around
You can swallow me down

But I don’t really know why
All we do is get high
I guess I’d rather save my breath
The world is just a timebomb
Everyone is dead wrong
And all this weight is on my head
My head

Everyone you think you know
Turns to somethin’ different only yesterday
All of us need to choose
It’s easier to give in
Than it is to lose

They can blow off my head
They can leave me for dead

But I don’t really know why
All we said is goodbye
I guess I’d rather save my breath
The world is just a timebomb
Everyone is dead wrong
And all this weight is on my head
On my head
My head
My head

Everything takes so long
Everyone waits so long
Everything takes so…

I don’t really know why
All we did was get high
Guess I need to save my breath
The world is just a timebomb
Everyone is dead wrong
And all this weight is on my head
My head
My head
My head
My head

Yeah

LOUDER

If I could scream any louder
Be any Prouder
Scream any louder than I would

Scream any louder
Be any Prouder
Scream any louder than I would

Burning up, kick myself around
Jerking off, tongue-kissin’ the ground
churning out, deprivation love
burning out, everything above

Ahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh

If I could scream any louder, I would
Be any Prouder than I would
Aim any higher
See any wider
Scream any louder than I would

Bury the torture in your eyes
barely the stronger sympathize
Holding a, precious gem too dear
Beauty you, Universe is here

If I could scream any louder, I would
Be any Prouder than I would
Aim any higher
See any wider
Scream any louder than I would

Solo

If I could scream any louder, I would
Be any Prouder than I would
Aim any higher
See any wider
Scream any louder than I would

Scream……ohhhhhhh
I could see any wider
Be any Prouder
Scream any louder than I would…

FIGHT SONG

Come On

These are the gifts I’ve been given 
all the things in my life that make it worth living

If you come stepping up and start fucking with them 
I’ll break you

Please won’t you give me a reason
 there’s a line that you cross to begin the beating 
It’s the ones that I love the things I believe in 
I’ll die for

These are the things that I fight for
 …

Tag you’re it 
dropped you with an elbow
 Think you’re gonna make it mother fucker awe hell no

Tag you’re it got you with my forehead mutha fuckin headbutt headbutt

your it

I am a man on a mission 
come to hunt you and beat you into submission 
In the end you will be the one who is wishing…. 
It’s over

Now feel the anger beginning 
As it rises inside I’m caught up within it
 You can run you can hide but I won’t forget it
 …I’ll find you

Tag you’re it dropped you with an elbow Think you’re gonna make it

mother fucker awe hell no

Tag your it got you with my kneecap slammin mother fuckers like they’re

never gonna be back

Tag your it got you with my shoulder runnin into brothers like a mutha fuckin boulder

Tag your it got you with my forehead Mutha fuckin headbutt headbutt your it!!

TAG!!

RAP!!…..

Shut the fuck up back the fuck up mother fucker’s gonna get it

in the head in a minute

Shut the fuck up back the fuck up mother fucker’s gonna get it

in the head in a minute

I say good bye……

Tag You’re it
 Caught you with an uppercut
 every time I see you face I want to fuck it up

Tag you’re it 
Caught you with a drop kick
 Tag motherfucker,

I won’t stop I won’t back down 
I won’t stop I won’t back down

I won’t stop I wont back down

BLAME

Seems like no one makes me feel like you do
all the light in the world filters through you
I need some air, think I don’t care at all
and you want space I’m always in your face

I turned around and found you down I’m ashamed cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry
feel like I can’t breathe if and when you leave I go insane cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry

I don’t want to change the way you think of me I don’t want you to change my reality I don’t play fair I think I care too much. stupid lies the hurt is in my eyes
I turned around and found you down I’m ashamed cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry
feel like I can’t breathe if and when you leave I go insane cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry
and it won’t go away no matter what I can say Wish I could change yesterday and do it over again And do it over again

I turned around and found you down I’m ashamed cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry
feel like I can’t breathe if and when you leave I go insane cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry
I turned around and found you down I’m ashamed and I’m to blame and I’m sorry
feel like I can’t breathe if and when you leave I go insane cause I’m to blame and I’m sorry…..

2 Ways

I tried every single way got so hard I had to throw it away
You’ll count on God to make it right, but we’re all his slaves tonight

You know you can run and you can’t hide there aint no way around it,
You love ,take your time and live your life there’s no 2 ways about it

There aint no telling what they’ll do, you only pray that they don’t do it to you
They say “life sucks and then you die” you’ll still be wonderin’ why.. wonderin’ why..

You know you can run and you can’t hide there aint no way around it,
You love , take your time and live your life there’s no 2 ways about it
Look inside
Outta time
No 2 ways about it

Someone comin down everybody runnin round
Wake up look around evrybody’s fallin down
Someone comin down everybody runnin round

You know you can run and you can’t hide there aint no way around it,
You love ,take your time and live your life there’s no 2 ways about it
Look inside
No 2 ways around it

TALK YOU OFF THE LEDGE

you got your panties in a bunch again
i turn, here comes that sucker punch again
you said that we were through i needed to be over you
it started with an innocent cup o’ joe….

now you wanna know now you wanna know
now you wanna know…..

i gotta talk you off the ledge
i gotta talk you off the ledge

you play your games, i won’t participate
i’m not a bracelet you can confiscate
you said that we were through i needed to get over you
i didn’t know you’d go and change your mind again

now you wanna know now you wanna know
now you wanna know…

i gotta talk you off the ledge
i gotta talk you off the ledge

ONLY ONE

All you say is you want …only one
All you do is take
To me, it’s your fun.. look what you’ve done…you lied
You lied

Now you say you hate, everyone
Are you able to face?….me.
I’ll take you to a place….come along
Tonight tonight

Now I feel like im on to somethin’ big and beyond like nothin’
I’ve ever seen
I think I know what you mean now
Now I feel like im on to somethin’ big and beyond like nothin’
I’ve ever seen
And I feel the one, and I feel the one, do you feel the ONE.
“Repeat”

All I Wanna do….

Its on my lips I can taste it you got me all wet
I feel the sweat drippin’ down the back of my neck
Its getting late now so shut up and take off your clothes
Put the lights up bright so we can see where it goes

All I wanna do girl…all I wanna do
All I wanna do girl…is have sex
All I wanna do is you

Put your face down that ass up your dirtiest pose
I’m thinkin’ deep penetration as you gimmie a show
Had enough just can’t take it we’re movin too slow
Cuz’ you’re a love volcano getting’ ready to blow

All I wanna do girl…all I wanna do
All I wanna do girl…is have sex
All I wanna do is you

BACK TO BEFORE

Playing, the unbelievable.
Saying, the inconceivable.
Saving, the unretrievable now.
You’re not the only one, that thinks we’re getting done.

If you could just bring me back to before (nothing is ever what it was).
Leaving me lying here on the floor (trying to get that heady buzz).
Want it a lot, now I need it more (freedom is never what it was).

Thinking, I get to get it right.
Sinking, the noose is getting tight.
Living, for your sacred white cow.
You’re not the only one, won’t be the last one.

If you could just bring me back to before (nothing is ever what it was).
Leaving me lying here on the floor (trying to get that heady buzz).

(nothing is ever what it was, freedom is never what it was)

Dealing, with the impossible.
Stealing, to make it practical.
Feeling, you’re responsible now.
You’re not the only one.
(nothing is ever what it was, freedom is never what it was).

If you could just bring me back to before (nothing is ever what it was).
Leaving me lying here on the floor (trying to get that heady buzz).
Want it a lot, now I need it more (freedom is never what it was).

(nothing is ever what it was, freedom is never what it was).
(nothing is ever what it was, you’re not the only one to be the last one).

PARTY INSTRUCTIONS

Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me?
Excellent…Let’s play…. follow my party instructions
STEP # 1 Let’s get HIGH
Do u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you!
Puff puff pass….Puff puff pass …Oh Yes!
Your on your way to becoming a real party animal
Have you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong

Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ….Show me whatchu got!!
Step # 2
You must swallow large quantities of alcohol,
Where’s the goddamn Jagermiester bitch?
It must be chilled to perfection,
Difficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the way
Preferred method is….to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger
…. Not Jay-Z
Can you taste the deer?

Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ….Show me whatchu got!!

Step # J3
Beer…. may be consumed several ways…Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mug
If the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your drunk and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and better
and better
and better
and better

I REALLY WANT YOU

If I had you, I could be a better man
I could be all the things that make you want to stay
If I had you, I could have a better plan
I could be the sun that shining through your cloudy day
Cause I’d love to get you baby, even if it’s only for one day
Cause your love, is so addicting you’re the kinda drug I’d like to take

You- you- know she really really fine but it’s
Not-Not-like I just wanna have a good time
I REALLY WANT YOU…. I REALLY WANT YOU
You- you- know she really really mine cause she’s
Not-Not-like any other girl you could find

Im lookin’ at you, and all the things I wanna do to you
Your lookin’ so sexy, wontcha’ let me in girl
Wontcha’ let me take you for a ride

You- you- know she really really fine but it’s
Not-Not-like I just wanna have a good time
I REALLY WANT YOU…. I REALLY WANT YOU
You- you- know she really really mine cause she’s
Not-Not-like any other girl you could find

“Repeat”

LET’S GO

I wanna take you on a ride, where no one goes
Put it in your mouth and swallow your pride that’s how it goes
What’s gonna happen only you will know
The time is right bitch put on a show
so LET’S GO